Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th January 2006

Dilbert//6117, first published twenty years ago on Friday 13th January 2006

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Open source transcript

I USED TO BE A PHOTOGRAPHER, WILD AND UNSUPER VISED.

I TASTED THE SWEET NECTAR OF FREEDOM FILL OUT YOUR TIME REPORT IN 15-MINUTE INCREMENTS SO WE ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

ATTEMPTED SELF- STRANGULATION IS CODE 39. IF YOU SUCCEED, IT'S 40.

RRRRR.!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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