Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th January 2006

Dilbert//6118, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 14th January 2006

Official transcript

The ex-photographer I hired isn't doing well in captivity. "Is he dying?"

"Not yet. It's more of a panda situation."

"Would you like to mate?"

"I couldn't be less interested."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE EX-PHOTOGRAPHER I HIRED ISN'T DOING WELL IN CAPTIVITY.

IS HE DYING?

NOT YET. IT'S MORE OF A PANDA SITUATION.

WOULD YOU LIKE ?

I COULDN'T BE LESS INTERESTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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