Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th January 2006

Dilbert//6119, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 15th January 2006

Official transcript

"I gave Tom his two weeks' notice. You'll have to do his job until I replace him."

"He's a bit disgruntled, but I'm sure he'll be a professional and train you before he leaves."

"I was shocked and appalled to hear that you got fired."

Grrr grrr "He isn't buying my fake sympathy."

Grrr grrr "Sooo...How about a little training?"

"Everything you need is in this irreplaceable binder."

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP "I probably won't get you a card."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GAVE TOM HIS TWO WEEKS' NOTICE. YOULL HAVE TO DO HIS JOB UNTIL I REPLACE HIM.

HE'S A BIT DISGRUNTLED, BUT I'M SURE HELL BE A PROFESSIONAL AND TRAIN YOU BEFORE HE LEAVES I WAS SHOCKED AND APPALLED TO HEAR THAT YOU GOT FIRED.

HE ISN'T BUYING MY FAKE SYMPATHY SOOO. .

.. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TRAINING?

EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS IN THIS IRREPLACEABLE BINDER.

GRRR CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP GRAR GARR I PROBABLY WON'T GET YOU A CARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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