Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th January 2006

Dilbert//6119, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 15th January 2006

Official transcript

"I gave Tom his two weeks' notice. You'll have to do his job until I replace him."

"He's a bit disgruntled, but I'm sure he'll be a professional and train you before he leaves."

"I was shocked and appalled to hear that you got fired."

Grrr grrr "He isn't buying my fake sympathy."

Grrr grrr "Sooo...How about a little training?"

"Everything you need is in this irreplaceable binder."

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP "I probably won't get you a card."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GAVE TOM HIS TWO WEEKS' NOTICE. YOULL HAVE TO DO HIS JOB UNTIL I REPLACE HIM.

HE'S A BIT DISGRUNTLED, BUT I'M SURE HELL BE A PROFESSIONAL AND TRAIN YOU BEFORE HE LEAVES I WAS SHOCKED AND APPALLED TO HEAR THAT YOU GOT FIRED.

HE ISN'T BUYING MY FAKE SYMPATHY SOOO. .

.. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TRAINING?

EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS IN THIS IRREPLACEABLE BINDER.

GRRR CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP GRAR GARR I PROBABLY WON'T GET YOU A CARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fired and Replaced"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a distinctive appearance, as he is fired from his job. The scene unfolds with a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, who informs him that he has been given two weeks' notice to find a replacement for himself. Dilbert's response is one of shock and dismay, as he realizes he will be training his own replacement before being let go.

The strip humorously portrays the absurdity of corporate culture, where employees are often expected to train their own replacements before being terminated. The use of humor and satire highlights the frustrations and injustices faced by many workers in the modern workplace.

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