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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st January 2006

Dilbert//6135, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 31st January 2006


Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources
"Alice, you've been accused of making dismissive facial expressions."

"You have also muttered the following sounds during meetings: piff, bah, ffff, and ssstoop."

"Did anyone complain about this expression? I like to use it in these situations."

"No, that's still good."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES ALICE, YOUVE BEEN ACCUSED OF MAKING DISMISSIVE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOU HAVE ALSO MUTTERED THE FOLLOWING SOUNDS DURING MEETINGS: PIFF, BAH, FFFF, AND SSSTOOP.

DID ANYONE COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS EXPRESSION? I LIKE TO USE IT IN THESE SITUATIONS.

NO, THAT'S STILL GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Catbert's Dismissive Facial Expressions"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, accusing Alice of making dismissive facial expressions during a meeting. Alice denies using such expressions and instead claims to have muttered the following sounds during the meeting: "PIFF, BAH, FFFF, and SSSTOOP." Catbert remains unconvinced, suggesting that Alice's facial expressions were indeed dismissive. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of communicating effectively in a professional setting.

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