Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st February 2006

Dilbert//6136, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 1st February 2006

Official transcript

"Hey, Dilbert, would you mind stopping by my house after work and seeing if you can fix my computer?"

"Sure. And while I do that you can be at my house cleaning the grout in my shower."

"That's crazy talk."

"Hey, I'm not the one who majored in comparative literature."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, DILBERT, WOULD YOU MIND STOPPING BY MY HOUSE AFTER WORK AND SEEING IF YOU CAN FIX MY COMPUTER?

SURE. AND WHILE I DO THAT YOU CAN BE AT MY HOUSE CLEANING THE GROUT IN MY SHOWER.

THAT'S CRAZY TALK.

HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MAJORED IN COMPARATIVE LITERATURE.

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