Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd February 2006

Dilbert//6138, first published twenty years ago on Friday 3rd February 2006

Official transcript

"Dilbert, I'd like you to accompany Alan on a sales call."

"You'll explain how our product works with their current system. Alan will crack jokes and collect a huge commission."

"It might sound unfair, but these are good jokes."

"Like 'What can I do you for?'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, ID LIKE YOU TO ACCOMPANY ALAN ON A SALES CALL.

YOU'LL EXPLAIN HOW OUR PRODUCT WORKS WITH THEIR CURRENT SYSTEM. ALAN WILL CRACK JOKES AND COLLECT A HUGE COMMISSION.

IT MIGHT SOUND UNFAIR, BUT THESE ARE GOOD JOKES.

LIKE "WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?*

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