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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th February 2006

Dilbert//6139, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 4th February 2006


Official transcript

The Sales Call "I brought my egghead to talk to your egghead while you and I make out."

"Our web services employ XML, Soap and WSDL to achieve interoperable HTTP modules."

Mmm mmm mmm "Do you ever think we might be in the wrong jobs?"

"I'm not going to kiss you."

Mmm mmm

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE SALES CALL I BROUGHT MY EGGHEAD TO TALK TO YOUR EGGHEAD WHILE YOU AND I MAKE OUT.

OUR WEB SERVICES EMPLOY XML, SOAP AND WSDL TO ACHIEVE INTEROPERABLE HTTP MODULES.

MMM MMM MMM DO YOU EVER THINK WE MIGHT BE IN THE WRONG JOBS?

AMO MMM I'M NOT GOING TO KISS YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Interoperable HTTP Modules"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a sales call, where the speaker, an egg, is enthusiastically promoting their company's web services.
  • The speaker highlights the benefits of their web services, which employ XML, SOAP, and WSDL to achieve interoperable HTTP modules.
  • The speaker's over-the-top pitch is met with skepticism by the potential client, who questions the relevance of the company's services to their needs.
  • The speaker's response is met with confusion and annoyance, leading to an awkward conclusion to the sales call.

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