Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th February 2006

Dilbert//6140, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 5th February 2006

Official transcript

"Hi, handsome. Are you free for lunch?"

"Are you selling something, or do you have a horrible defect that isn't apparent?"

"Is it so hard to believe that a hot, intelligent, sane woman would be attracted to a man like you?"

"Gaaa!!! It's worse than I thought!"

"Maybe we could just drink coffee and talk about the last episode of Battlestar Galactica."

"GAAA!!!"

"Get away from me, you perfect monster!"

"There must be a guy in the engineering department who will date me."

"Hi."

"What's wrong with you?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, HANDSOME.

ARE YOU FREE FOR LUNCH?

ARE YOU SELLING SOMETHING, OR DO YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE DEFECT THAT ISN'T APPARENT?

IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT A HOT, INTELLIGENT, SANE WOMAN WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO A MAN LIKE YOU?

GAAA!!! IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

MAYBE WE COULD JUST DRINK COFFEE AND TALK ABOUT THE LAST EPISODE OF BATTLE- STAR GALACTICA.

GAAA!!!

GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PERFECT MONSTER!

THERE MUST BE A GUY IN THE ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT WHO WILL DATE ME.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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