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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th February 2006

Dilbert//6140, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 5th February 2006


Official transcript

"Hi, handsome. Are you free for lunch?"

"Are you selling something, or do you have a horrible defect that isn't apparent?"

"Is it so hard to believe that a hot, intelligent, sane woman would be attracted to a man like you?"

"Gaaa!!! It's worse than I thought!"

"Maybe we could just drink coffee and talk about the last episode of Battlestar Galactica."

"GAAA!!!"

"Get away from me, you perfect monster!"

"There must be a guy in the engineering department who will date me."

"Hi."

"What's wrong with you?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HI, HANDSOME.

ARE YOU FREE FOR LUNCH?

ARE YOU SELLING SOMETHING, OR DO YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE DEFECT THAT ISN'T APPARENT?

IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT A HOT, INTELLIGENT, SANE WOMAN WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO A MAN LIKE YOU?

GAAA!!! IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

MAYBE WE COULD JUST DRINK COFFEE AND TALK ABOUT THE LAST EPISODE OF BATTLE- STAR GALACTICA.

GAAA!!!

GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PERFECT MONSTER!

THERE MUST BE A GUY IN THE ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT WHO WILL DATE ME.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Perfect Monster"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, as he navigates a conversation with a woman in the break room. Initially, she asks if he is selling something or if he has a "horrible defect." Dilbert responds that he is not selling anything and that he does not have a defect, but rather is a "hot, intelligent, sane woman" who would be attracted to him. The woman is unimpressed, and Dilbert becomes frustrated, leading him to ask if there is a guy in the engineering department who will date him.

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of dating and the awkwardness of social interactions in the workplace. It also highlights Dilbert's quirky personality and his tendency to think outside the box. Overall, the comic strip is a humorous commentary on the ups and downs of modern dating.

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