Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th February 2006

Dilbert//6142, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 7th February 2006

Official transcript

"Asok, you're my new fire warden for the floor."

"If there's a fire, your job is to roll around on it until it's out."

"What if the whole floor is on fire?"

"No one will be timing you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, YOU'RE MY NEW FIRE WARDEN FOR THE FLOOR IF THERE'S A FIRE, YOUR JOB IS TO ROLL AROUND ON IT UNTIL IT'S OUT.

WHAT IF THE WHOLE FLOOR IS ON FIRE?

NO ONE WILL BE TIMING YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fire Warden"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Asok, the new fire warden, and his boss, Dilbert. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Asok introduces himself as the new fire warden for the floor.
• Dilbert responds by asking if there's a fire, and if so, his job is to roll around on it until it's out.
• Asok inquires about the situation if the whole floor is on fire.
• Dilbert's response is, "No one will be timing you."

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Asok's role as fire warden and the illogical expectations placed upon him by Dilbert.

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