Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th February 2006

Dilbert//6142, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 7th February 2006

Official transcript

"Asok, you're my new fire warden for the floor."

"If there's a fire, your job is to roll around on it until it's out."

"What if the whole floor is on fire?"

"No one will be timing you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, YOU'RE MY NEW FIRE WARDEN FOR THE FLOOR IF THERE'S A FIRE, YOUR JOB IS TO ROLL AROUND ON IT UNTIL IT'S OUT.

WHAT IF THE WHOLE FLOOR IS ON FIRE?

NO ONE WILL BE TIMING YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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