Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th February 2006

Dilbert//6143, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 8th February 2006

Official transcript

I'm too busy to learn anything about the projects I'm managing. "I barely have enough time to make critical decisions about them."

"Maybe you're lazy and stupid."

"Let's go down to the pond and throw rocks at the ducks."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM TOO BUSY TO LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THE PROJECTS I'M MANAGING.

I BARELY HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE CRITICAL DECISIONS ABOUT THEM.

MAYBE YOU'RE LAZY AND STUPID.

LET'S GO DOWN TO THE POND AND THROW ROCKS AT THE DUCKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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