Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th February 2006

Dilbert//6147, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 12th February 2006

Official transcript

Our CEO appreciates pushback. "The last thing he wants is a bunch of yes men."

"Don't be afraid to stand your ground. He respects that."

"My plan is to form business units around each product line."

PLAN "Excuse me. We tried that once and it didn't work."

"You're fired. Leave now."

"Cruelty or convenience?"

"I needed a cubicle to store my extra binders."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO APPRECIATES PUSHBACK.

THE LAST THING HE WANTS IS A BUNCH OF YES MEN.

DON'T BE AFRAID TO STAND YOUR GROUND. HE RESPECTS THAT.

MY PLAN IS TO FORM BUSINESS UNITS AROUND EACH PRODUCT LINE.

EXCUSE ME. WE TRIED THAT ONCE AND IT DIDN'T WORK.

YOU'RE FIRED.

LEAVE NOW.

CRUELTY OR CONVENIENCE?

I NEEDED A CUBICLE TO STORE MY EXTRA BINDERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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