Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th February 2006

Dilbert//6146, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 11th February 2006

Official transcript

"I heard that you're a certified project management zombie. Is that true?"

"I'm an assertive and innovative professional, experienced in project and operations management methodology and process development."

"He didn't seem dangerous."

"I just sat through a three-hour project review meeting."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT YOU'RE A CERTIFIED PROJECT MANAGEMENT ZOMBIE.

IS THAT TRUE?

I'M AN ASSER TIVE AND INNOVATIVE PROFESSIONAL, EXPERIENCED IN PROJECT AND OPERATIONS MANAGEMENT METHODOLOGY AND PROCESS DEVELOPMENT.

DIDN'T SEEM DANGEROUS.

I JUST SAT THROUGH A THREE-HOUR PROJECT REVIEW MEETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Certified Project Management Zombie"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on office life, engaging in a conversation with a self-proclaimed "Certified Project Management Zombie." The zombie boasts an impressive resume, listing various skills and certifications, but Dilbert remains skeptical. As the conversation progresses, the zombie's true nature is revealed, showcasing a lack of understanding of project management principles and a tendency to dominate meetings. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working with individuals who claim expertise but lack actual knowledge or skills.

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