Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th February 2006

Dilbert//6146, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 11th February 2006

Official transcript

"I heard that you're a certified project management zombie. Is that true?"

"I'm an assertive and innovative professional, experienced in project and operations management methodology and process development."

"He didn't seem dangerous."

"I just sat through a three-hour project review meeting."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT YOU'RE A CERTIFIED PROJECT MANAGEMENT ZOMBIE.

IS THAT TRUE?

I'M AN ASSER TIVE AND INNOVATIVE PROFESSIONAL, EXPERIENCED IN PROJECT AND OPERATIONS MANAGEMENT METHODOLOGY AND PROCESS DEVELOPMENT.

DIDN'T SEEM DANGEROUS.

I JUST SAT THROUGH A THREE-HOUR PROJECT REVIEW MEETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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