Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th February 2006

Dilbert//6151, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 16th February 2006

Official transcript

I need help making unrealistic assumptions to support a business case for a bad idea. "Easy."

"There's a hole in the back of our wardrobe closet that leads to a magical world of preposterous business assumptions."

"We don't have a wardrobe closet."

"Assume we do."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED HELP MAKING UNREALISTIC ASSUMPTIONS TO SUPPORT A BUSINESS CASE FOR A BAD IDEA.

EASY.

THERE'S A HOLE IN THE BACK OF OUR WARDROBE CLOSET THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL WORLD OF PREPOSTEROUS BUSINESS ASSUMPTIONS.

WE DON'T HAVE A WARDROBE CLOSET.

ASSUME WE DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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