Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th February 2006

Dilbert//6152, first published twenty years ago on Friday 17th February 2006

Official transcript

The Land of Unrealistic Business Assumptions $ GOLD (Take Some) "Suddenly I feel as if anything is possible."

"Hello! We're the consumers who have extraordinarily bad judgment!"

"I need more than three of you."

"The hole's a thousand miles deep. The others thought it would be a good idea to come early."

"Ow! Ow!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE LAND OF UNREALISTIC BUSINESS ASSUMPTIONS SUDDENLY I FEEL AS IF ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

GOLD (Take some) HELLO! WE'RE THE CONSUMERS WHO HAVE EXTRAORDINARILY BAD JUDGMENT!

I NEED MORE THAN THREE OF YOU.

THE HOLE'S A THOUSAND MILES DEEP.

THE OTHERS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO COME EARLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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