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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th February 2006

Dilbert//6153, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 18th February 2006


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business competition sales sales personnel


Open source transcript

THE LAND OF UNREALISTIC BUSINESS ASSUMPTIONS WE NEED TO FIND SOME ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT FUTURE SALES THIS WAY DANG! THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY ACROSS AND IT'S BLOCKED BY AN INEBRIATED HILLBILLY.

HUGE SALES IN THE LAND OF UNREALISTIC ASSUMPTIONS, THIS GUY IS YOUR ONLY COMPETITOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Land of Unrealistic Business Assumptions"

Summary:

  • The comic strip is divided into three panels, each featuring Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on office life and business culture.
  • In the first panel, Dilbert is shown walking with his dog Dogbert, pointing to a sign that reads, "We need to find some assumptions about future sales."
  • In the second panel, Dilbert is shown standing next to a sign that says, "Huge sales," with a man lying on the ground next to it. The man is labeled as "Inebriated Hillbilly."
  • In the third panel, Dilbert is shown standing on a cliff, looking down at a man who is hanging from a rope. The man is labeled as "Your only competitor."
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of making unrealistic business assumptions and the absurdity of some business strategies.

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