Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd February 2006

Dilbert//6158, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 23rd February 2006

Official transcript

"You know what's funny? I never studied engineering and I'm your boss."

"In fact, I majored in...um...gosh, I don't remember."

"You forgot your major?"

"I don't bother remembering things I can write down."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? I NEVER STUDIED ENGINEERING AND I'M YOUR BOSS.

IN FACT, I MAJORED IN.

.. UM... GOSH, I DON'T REMEMBER.

YOU FORGOT YOUR MAJOR?

I DON'T BOTHER REMEMBERING THINGS I CAN WRITE DOWN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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