Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th February 2006

Dilbert//6159, first published twenty years ago on Friday 24th February 2006

Official transcript

"Welcome to Dogbert's seminar on work-life balance."

"First, review this list of your priorities."

Family Job Exercise Vacation Must-Dos Medical Eating Hygiene Sleep Romance Holidays "You have time for three things. Work and holidays are two. You get to pick the third."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SEMINAR ON WORK-LIFE BALANCE.

FIRST, REVIEW THIS LIST OF YOUR PRIORITIES.

FAMILY JOB EXERCISE VACATION MUST-DOS MEDICAL EATING HYGIENE SLEEP ROMANCE HOLIDAYS YOU HAVE TIME FOR THREE THINGS.

WORK AND HOLIDAYS ARE TWO. YOU GET TO PICK THE THIRD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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