Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th February 2006

Dilbert//6160, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 25th February 2006

Official transcript

Dogbert's Seminar on Work-Life Balance "This is Allen. He didn't balance his work and personal lives."

"Allen did nothing but work, work, work. And now look at him."

"I'm the one who tried to balance everything. That's Allen. He's a @#!$% CEO now!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S SEMINAR ON WORK-LIFE BALANCE THIS IS ALLEN. HE DIDN'T BALANCE HIS WORK AND PERSONAL LIVES.

ALLEN DID NOTHING BUT WORK, WORK, WORK. AND NOW LOOK AT HIM I'M THE ONE WHO TRIED TO BALANCE EVERYTHING. THAT'S ALLEN. HE'S A %$*0!

CEO NOW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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