Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd March 2006

Dilbert//6166, first published twenty years ago on Friday 3rd March 2006

Tags

vp of marketing 17 years lowering margins overseeing campaigns

Official transcript

Bob will be leaving us after 17 years as vice president of marketing. "Bob's accomplishments include lowering both our margins and our sales while overseeing a series of confusing marketing campaigns."

"I hope you'll all join me in wishing for a piano to fall on his head."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB WILL BE LEAVING US AFTER 17 YEARS AS VICE PRESIDENT OF MARKETING.

BOB'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS INCLUDE LOWER ING BOTH OUR MARGINS AND OUR SALES WHILE OVERSEEING A SERIES OF CONFUSING MARKETING CAMPAIGNS.

I HOPE YOULL ALL JOIN ME IN WISHING FOR A PIANO TO FALL ON HIS HEAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Piano to Fall On His Head"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk. He is shown in three panels:

• Panel 1: Dilbert announces his departure after 17 years as Vice President of Marketing, citing "lowering both our margins and our sales" as his accomplishments.
• Panel 2: He expresses his hope that his colleagues will join him in wishing for a piano to fall on his head.
• Panel 3: Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk, with a piano falling from the ceiling, symbolizing his desire for a dramatic exit.

The comic strip humorously portrays Dilbert's frustration with his job and his desire for a dramatic exit.

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