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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th March 2006

Dilbert//6167, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 4th March 2006


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wise king salmon fish are stupid project right or wrong


Official transcript

"We could do the project right for $100,000 or do it wrong for $25,000."

"I believe that the wise King Salmon would say to split the difference and do it for $50,000."

"Fish are stupid."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE COULD DO THE PROJECT RIGHT FOR $100,000 OR DO IT WRONG FOR #25,000.

I BELIEVE THAT THE WISE KING SALMON WOULD SAY TO SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE AND DO IT FOR #50,000.

FISH ARE STUPID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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