Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th March 2006

Dilbert//6168, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 5th March 2006

Tags

hard drive too much smut film clips poor lighting move to external server disabled firewall

Official transcript

"Alice, my laptop is slowing down. Can you take a look at it?"

"Here's the problem. There's too much smut on your hard drive."

"I recommend deleting the film clips that have poor lighting."

"And here's a whole category that you haven't looked at in weeks."

"I'll move those to an external drive in case you need 'em later."

"Wally has all this stuff on the server. You don't need it on your laptop."

"What the...? You pinhead! You disabled your firewall!"

"If you work here long enough, your outrage ends up in all of the wrong places."

"Who moved my stapler?!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, MY LAPTOP IS SLOWING DOWN.

CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT IT?

HERE'S THE PROBLEM.

THERE'S TOO MUCH SMUT ON YOUR HARD DRIVE.

I RECOMMEND DELETING THE FILM CLIPS THAT HAVE POOR LIGHTING.

AND HERE'S A WHOLE CATEGORY THAT YOU HAVEN'T LOOKED AT IN WEEKS.

I'LL MOVE THOSE TO AN EXTERNAL DRIVE IN CASE YOU NEED 'EM LATER.

WALLY HAS ALL OF THIS STUFF ON THE SERVER. YOU DON'T NEED IT ON YOUR LAPTOP.

WHAT THE...?

YOU PINHEAD! YOU DISABLED YOUR FIREWALL!

IF YOU WORK HERE LONG ENOUGH, YOUR OUTRAGE ENDS UP IN ALL OF THE WRONG PLACES.

WHO MOVED MY STAPLER?!!

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