Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th March 2006

Dilbert//6178, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 15th March 2006

Tags

plant maintenance contract save money adopt plant unluckiest plant coffee dregs

Official transcript

"We canceled our plant maintenance contract to save money."

"Each employee will adopt a nearby plant and water it."

The Unluckiest Plant in the Whole World "Now when I pour my coffee dregs on you, it will look like work!"

"Must...run..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CANCELED OUR PLANT MAINTENANCE CONTRACT TO SAVE MONEY.

EACH EMPLOYEE WILL ADOPT A NEARBY PLANT AND WATER IT.

THE UNLUCKIEST PLANT IN THE WHOLE WORLD NOW WHEN I POUR MY COFFEE DREGS ON YOU, IT WILL LOOK LIKE WORK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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