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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th March 2006

Dilbert//6179, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 16th March 2006


Tags

plant cucbilce coffeedregs staus reprts decaf tree


Official transcript

"Wally, what are you feeding the plant outside your cubicle?"

"It's a mulch of coffee dregs and my shredded status reports."

"You might want to switch to decaf."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING THE PLANT OUTSIDE YOUR CUBICLE?

IT'S A MULCH OF COFFEE DREGS AND MY SHREDDED STATUS REPORTS.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO SWITCH TO DECAF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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