Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th March 2006

Dilbert//6192, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 29th March 2006

Tags

outsourcing design communication miscommunication manufacturing obliviousness marketing business

Official transcript

We ship our new mp3 player in two days. How's the Elbonian factory coming along? "The prototype is the size of a small tractor and it will only play Elbonian polkas."

"I'll budget a little extra for marketing."

"It's made of asbestos."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE SHIP OUR NEW MP3 PLAYER IN TWO DAYS.

HOW'S THE ELBONIAN FACTORY COMING ALONG?

THE PROTOTYPE IS THE SIZE OF A SMALL TRACTOR AND IT WILL ONLY PLAY ELBONIAN POLKAS.

I'LL BUDGET A LITTLE EXTRA FOR MARKETING.

IT'S MADE OF ASBESTOS.

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