Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th March 2006

Dilbert//6193, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 30th March 2006

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best marketing expert resume nobel prize five olympic medals marketing biathlon

Official transcript

"We need to hire the best marketing expert we can find."

"Your resume says you've won the Nobel Prize in marketing, and five Olympic gold medals in the marketing biathlon."

"What's a marketing biathlon?"

"You ski up to people who won't buy your crap and you shoot them."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO HIRE THE BEST MARKETING EXPERT WE CAN FIND.

YOUR RSUM SAYS YOUVE WON THE NOBEL PRIZE IN MARKETING, AND FIVE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS IN THE MARKETING BIATHLON.

WHAT'S A MARKETING BIATHLON?

YOU SKI UP TO PEOPLE WHO WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP AND YOU SHOOT THEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing Biathlon"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a marketing expert and a hiring manager.
• The marketing expert boasts about their achievements, including winning the Nobel Prize in Marketing and five Olympic gold medals in the Marketing Biathlon.
• The hiring manager is skeptical, asking if the marketing expert "ski[s] up to people who won't buy your crap and you shoot them."
• The marketing expert responds with a humorous tone, saying "You shoot them" in a playful way.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a "Marketing Biathlon" and the absurdity of using Olympic-style competitions to measure marketing success.

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