Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th March 2006

Dilbert//6193, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 30th March 2006

Tags

best marketing expert resume nobel prize five olympic medals marketing biathlon

Official transcript

"We need to hire the best marketing expert we can find."

"Your resume says you've won the Nobel Prize in marketing, and five Olympic gold medals in the marketing biathlon."

"What's a marketing biathlon?"

"You ski up to people who won't buy your crap and you shoot them."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO HIRE THE BEST MARKETING EXPERT WE CAN FIND.

YOUR RSUM SAYS YOUVE WON THE NOBEL PRIZE IN MARKETING, AND FIVE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS IN THE MARKETING BIATHLON.

WHAT'S A MARKETING BIATHLON?

YOU SKI UP TO PEOPLE WHO WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP AND YOU SHOOT THEM

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