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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd April 2006

Dilbert//6197, first published twenty years ago on Monday 3rd April 2006


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space heaters not allowed cubicles heat space uranus warm


Official transcript

"Company policy says that space heaters are not allowed in cubicles."

"My heater doesn't heat space. It heats the air in my cubicle. That's okay, right?"

"Why would anyone heat 'space'?"

"It keeps Uranus warm."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

COMPANY POLICY SAYS THAT SPACE HEATERS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN CUBICLES.

MY HEATER DOESN'T HEAT SPACE. IT HEATS THE AIR IN MY CUBICLE.

THAT'S OKAY, RIGHT?

WHY WOULD ANYONE HEAT "SPACE"?

IT KEEPS URANUS WARM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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