Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd April 2006

Dilbert//6196, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 2nd April 2006

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interview candidate isn't too old illegal ask telltale signs explosive ear hair

Official transcript

Interview this candidate and make sure he isn't too old. "It's illegal to ask his age."

"Just stall until you see the telltale signs of E.E.H.G."

"E.E.H.G.?"

"Explosive ear hair growth."

"Hmm. No wrinkles. But maybe he uses moisturizers and stays out of the sun."

"Wait...wait..."

"Can't...hold out any...longer."

"GAAA!!! Look away! Look away!"

"Ha!"

"Then I waited and waited...What?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

INTERVIEW THIS CANDIDATE AND MAKE SURE HE ISN'T TOO OLD.

IT'S ILLEGAL TO ASK HIS AGE.

JUST STALL UNTIL YOU SEE THE TELLTALE SIGNS OF E.E.H.G.

E.E.H.G?

EXPLOSIVE EAR HAIR HMM. NO WRINKLES.

BUT MAYBE HE USES MOISTURIZERS AND STAYS OUT OF THE SUN.

WAIT.

WAIT.

CAN'T HOLD OUT ANY LONGER HA!

GAAA!!!

LOOK AWAY!

LOOK AWAY!

GROWTH.

THEN I WAITED AND WAITED...

WHAT?

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