Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th April 2006

Dilbert//6200, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 6th April 2006


Tags

asok survival methods indian institutet of technology wounded rodent tickle hawk find highway


Official transcript

I must use the survival methods I learned at the Indian Institute of Technology. "Step one: Pretend to be a wounded rodent."

"Now look for the highway and tickle the hawk with its own feather."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I MUST USE THE SURVIVAL METHODS I LEARNED AT THE INDIAN INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY STEP ONE: PRETEND TO BE A WOUNDED RODENT.

NOW LOOK FOR THE HIGHWAY AND TICKLE THE HAWK WITH ITS OWN FEATHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour