Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th April 2006

Dilbert//6204, first published twenty years ago on Monday 10th April 2006

Tags

less prodcutive automatic promotion hiring work like idiot look like idiot pointy haired alice

Official transcript

"Alice, I need you to be less productive."

"I'll get an automatic promotion if I can justify hiring one more direct report."

"If I'm going to work like an idiot, I might as well look like one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I NEED YOU TO BE LESS PRODUCTIVE.

I'LL GET AN AUTOMATIC PROMOTION IF 1 CAN JUSTIFY HIRING ONE MORE DIRECT REPORT.

IF IM GOING TO WORK LIKE AN IDIOT, I MIGHT AS WELL LOOK LIKE ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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