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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th April 2006

Dilbert//6205, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 11th April 2006


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trigger automatic promotion be that employee part of team not special


Official transcript

I need to have one more direct report and it will trigger an automatic promotion for me. "Your job is to be that employee."

"How's it feel to be part of the team?"

"Not as special as I'd hoped."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED TO HAVE ONE MORE DIRECT REPORT AND IT WILL TRIGGER AN AUTOMATIC PROMOTION FOR ME.

YOUR JOB IS TO BE THAT EMPLOYEE.

HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE PART OF THE TEAM?

NOT AS SPECIAL AS I'D HOPED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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