Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th April 2006

Dilbert//6206, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 12th April 2006

Tags

security software upgrade it hackers steal identity bank accounts destroy hard drive cjoices

Official transcript

DilMom "Your security software is out of date..."

"Uh-oh."

"Would you like to spend the rest of your natural life trying to figure out how to upgrade it?"

"Erk!"

"Or would you prefer to let hackers steal your identity, drain your bank accounts and destroy your hard drive?"

"I need more choices!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DILMOM YOUR SECURITY SOFTWARE IS OUT OF DATE...

UH-OH.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO UPGRADE IT?

ERK!

OR WOULD YOU PREFER TO LET HACKERS STEAL YOUR IDENTITY, DRAIN YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND DESTROY YOUR HARD DRIVE?

I NEED MORE CHOICES!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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