Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th April 2006

Dilbert//6206, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 12th April 2006

Tags

security software upgrade it hackers steal identity bank accounts destroy hard drive cjoices

Official transcript

DilMom "Your security software is out of date..."

"Uh-oh."

"Would you like to spend the rest of your natural life trying to figure out how to upgrade it?"

"Erk!"

"Or would you prefer to let hackers steal your identity, drain your bank accounts and destroy your hard drive?"

"I need more choices!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DILMOM YOUR SECURITY SOFTWARE IS OUT OF DATE...

UH-OH.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO UPGRADE IT?

ERK!

OR WOULD YOU PREFER TO LET HACKERS STEAL YOUR IDENTITY, DRAIN YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND DESTROY YOUR HARD DRIVE?

I NEED MORE CHOICES!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Upgrading to a New Operating System"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a buzz cut, sitting at his desk, looking frustrated. He is on the phone with his security software, which is out of date.

• Dilbert asks the software if he can spend the rest of his natural life trying to figure out how to upgrade it.
• The software responds that hackers steal his identity, drain his bank accounts, and destroy his hard drive, and that he needs more choices.

The comic strip pokes fun at the frustration of dealing with outdated technology and the desire for more options when it comes to upgrading.

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