Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th April 2006

Dilbert//6209, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 15th April 2006

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the contractor dream regular employee eat candy poop emeralds

Official transcript

The Contractor "My dream is to one day become a regular employee."

"My dream is to eat candy and poop emeralds."

"The difference is that I'm halfway successful."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CONTRACTOR MY DREAM IS TO ONE DAY BECOME A REGULAR EMPLOYEE.

MY DREAM 1S TO EAT CANDY AND POOP EMERALDS.

THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT I'M HALFWAY SUCCESSFUL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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