Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th April 2006

Dilbert//6210, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 16th April 2006

Tags

broken chair extra one guest chair unstable broken chairs upside down

Official transcript

"My chair is broken. May I use your extra one?"

"I don't have an extra chair."

"Sure you do. It's right there."

"That's not an extra chair. It's my guest chair."

"Okay, whatever. The point is that the base broke off of my chair."

"I can't sit on a chair that has no wheel base. It's unstable."

"Stop being a baby. Just turn your chair upside-down and it will be totally stable."

"When did your chair break?"

"Last spring. You get used to it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY CHAIR IS BROKEN. MAY I USE YOUR EXTRA ONE?

I DON'T HAVE AN EXTRA CHAIR.

SURE YOU DO.

IT'S RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S NOT AN EXTRA CHAIR. IT'S MY GUEST CHAIR.

OKAY, WHATEVER.

THE POINT IS THAT THE BASE BROKE OFF OF MY CHAIR.

I CAN'T SIT ON A CHAIR THAT HAS NO WHEEL BASE.

IT'S UNSTABLE.

STOP BEING A BABY.

JUST TURN YOUR CHAIR UPSIDE-DOWN AND IT WILL BE TOTALLY STABLE.

WHEN DID YOUR CHAIR BREAK?

LAST SPRING.

YOU GET USED TO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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