Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th May 2006

Dilbert//6229, first published twenty years ago on Friday 5th May 2006

Official transcript

Unemployed "No problem. I'll just go online and find a great job."

"Let's see...This one looks good. 'No experience needed..."

"...Must be willing to relocate, then be put into a huge blender and packed as a condiment.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UNEMPLOYED NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST GO ONLINE AND FIND A GREAT JOB.

LET'S SEE... THIS ONE LOOKS GOOD. "NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED .. MUST BE WILLING TO RELOCATE, THEN BE PUT INTO A HUGE BLENDER AND PACKAGED AS A CONDIMENT."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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