Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th May 2006

Dilbert//6228, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 4th May 2006

Official transcript

"You're always complaining about the management of your company so I decided to do something about it."

"I used my billions to buy your company!"

"You're going to fix management?"

"No, I just wanted to stop all the whining. You're fired."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MANAGEMENT OF YOUR COMPANY SO I DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

I USED MY BILLIONS TO BUY YOUR COMPANY!

YOU'RE GOING TO FIX MANAGEMENT?

NO, I JUST WANTED TO STOP ALL THE WHINING.

YOU'RE FIRED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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