Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th May 2006
Dilbert//6233, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 9th May 2006
Official transcript
You said I'd never find an online date because I'm unemployed. But you were wrong! "Have you seen her picture?"
"Yes! She looks hot."
"Do you have 'Photoshop' software?"
"Maybe."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
YOU SAID I'D NEVER FIND AN ONLINE DATE BECAUSE IM UNEMPLOYED. BUT YOU WERE WRONG!
HAVE YOU SEEN HER PICTURE?
YES! SHE LOOKS HOT.
DO YOU HAVE "PHOTO- SHOP" SOFTWARE?
MAYBE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Unemployed and Unimpressed"
Summary:
The comic strip follows a conversation between Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, and a woman he has met online. The conversation is presented in three panels, each with a different scene.
Panel 1:
- Dilbert asks the woman if she has seen her picture.
- The woman responds that she has, but Dilbert is unimpressed, saying he was wrong about finding an online date because he is unemployed.
Panel 2:
- The woman asks Dilbert if he has "photo-shop" software.
- Dilbert replies that he doesn't have it, implying that he may not have a real picture of himself.
Panel 3:
- The woman asks if Dilbert has a picture of himself.
- Dilbert responds that he doesn't, and the woman suggests that maybe he should get one.
Overall:
The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of online dating and the importance of having a good profile picture. It also highlights the potential pitfalls of misrepresenting oneself online.
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