Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th May 2006

Dilbert//6234, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 10th May 2006

Official transcript

"With your billions of dollars, I don't understand why you live here?"

"I don't. I live in an underground city of interconnected palaces. The elevator is in your linen closet."

"We billionaires only come topside to take your coffee and your women."

"Hola, Dogbert."

"Oh."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WITH YOUR BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LIVE HERE?

I DONT. I LIVE IN AN UNDERGROUND CITY OF INTERCONNECTED PALACES. THE ELEVATOR IS IN YOUR LINEN CLOSET.

WE BILLIONAIRES ONLY COME TOPSIDE TO TAKE YOUR COFFEE AND YOUR WOMEN .

HOLA, DOG BERT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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