Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th May 2006

Dilbert//6235, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 11th May 2006

Tags

animals in human situations career criticism jobs pet ownership counselor pity

Open source transcript

CAREER COUNSELOR AND WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR LAST JOB?

MY DOG WAS TIRED OF HEARING ME WHINE ABOUT MY JOB, SO HE BECAME A BILLIONAIRE AND BOUGHT MY COMPANY AND FIRED ME.

I DON'T HAVE A CHECKBOX FOR THAT SO I'LL JUST WRITE IN "LOSER."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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