Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th May 2006

Dilbert//6237, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 13th May 2006

Official transcript

I invented a search engine that's also a singles matching service. "It automatically matches singles who search for the same keywords."

"And then it threatens to e-mail those keywords to their mothers if they don't agree to date."

"I have taught you well."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A SEARCH ENGINE THAT'S ALSO A SINGLES MATCHING SERVICE.

IT AUTOMATICALLY MATCHES SINGLES WHO SEARCH FOR THE SAME KEYWORDS.

AND THEN IT THREATENS TO EMAIL THOSE KEYWORDS TO THEIR MOTHERS IF THEY DON T AGREE TO DATE.

I HAVE TAUGHT YOU WELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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