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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th May 2006

Dilbert//6238, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 14th May 2006


Official transcript

"I've had it with this place! I quit!"

"No!!!!"

"We can't finish the project on time if you leave."

"I'll give you a 20% raise if you stay."

"Really? Okay. I'll stay."

"Huh."

"Hey, everyone, disloyalty is being rewarded!"

"I'll probably get another raise for this."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IVE HAD IT WITH THIS PLACE!. I QUIT!

WE CAN'T FINISH THE PROJECT ON TIME IF YOU LEAVE.

I'LL GIVE YOU A 20% RAISE IF VAIICTAV REALLY?

OKAY. I'LL STAY.

HUH.

HEY, EVERYONE, DISLOYALTY IS BEING REWARDED!

I'LL PROBABLY GET ANOTHER RAISE FOR THIS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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