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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th May 2006

Dilbert//6238, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 14th May 2006


Official transcript

"I've had it with this place! I quit!"

"No!!!!"

"We can't finish the project on time if you leave."

"I'll give you a 20% raise if you stay."

"Really? Okay. I'll stay."

"Huh."

"Hey, everyone, disloyalty is being rewarded!"

"I'll probably get another raise for this."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IVE HAD IT WITH THIS PLACE!. I QUIT!

WE CAN'T FINISH THE PROJECT ON TIME IF YOU LEAVE.

I'LL GIVE YOU A 20% RAISE IF VAIICTAV REALLY?

OKAY. I'LL STAY.

HUH.

HEY, EVERYONE, DISLOYALTY IS BEING REWARDED!

I'LL PROBABLY GET ANOTHER RAISE FOR THIS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Disloyalty is Rewarded"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee, with the employee announcing their intention to quit. The boss responds by offering a 20% raise if the employee remains, and the employee accepts. The strip concludes with the employee being rewarded for their disloyalty, as indicated by the sign in the final panel. The humor lies in the unexpected twist on the typical workplace scenario, where an employee's decision to leave is met with a counteroffer rather than a farewell. The strip pokes fun at the common practice of companies trying to retain employees by offering incentives, even if it means rewarding disloyalty.

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