Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th May 2006

Dilbert//6239, first published twenty years ago on Monday 15th May 2006

Official transcript

I need your help to patent my search engine algorithm. "Then I will become a billionaire and have attractive girlfriends."

"Hold on...I have an emerging primate...and he's got wings!"

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOUR HELP TO PATENT MY SEARCH ENGINE ALGORITHM.

THEN I WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE AND HAVE ATTRACTIVE GIRLFRIENDS.

HOLD ON... I HAVE AN EMERGING PRIMATE... AND HE'S GOT WINGS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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