Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th May 2006

Dilbert//6239, first published twenty years ago on Monday 15th May 2006

Official transcript

I need your help to patent my search engine algorithm. "Then I will become a billionaire and have attractive girlfriends."

"Hold on...I have an emerging primate...and he's got wings!"

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOUR HELP TO PATENT MY SEARCH ENGINE ALGORITHM.

THEN I WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE AND HAVE ATTRACTIVE GIRLFRIENDS.

HOLD ON... I HAVE AN EMERGING PRIMATE... AND HE'S GOT WINGS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Dilbert's Primate Problem."

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, sitting at his desk and addressing a female colleague. He requests her assistance in patenting his search engine algorithm, but she appears uninterested and dismissive. Dilbert becomes frustrated and decides to become a billionaire and attract girlfriends instead. He then reveals that he has an emerging primate, which he refers to as "Wings," and boasts about its impressive wingspan. The female colleague responds with a mixture of shock and amusement, exclaiming "Oh, oh, oh!" and "Don't tell me!" The comic strip concludes with Dilbert proudly displaying his primate, while the female colleague looks on in surprise.

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