Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st May 2006

Dilbert//6245, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 21st May 2006

Official transcript

"The first item of business is..."

clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety "What's that sound?"

clickety clickety clickety clickety "Airplane."

"Scooter."

"Locusts."

"Why does it stop when you talk?"

"It landed."

"It parked."

"They're napping."

"Okay...Anyway, I wanted to thank you all for your attendance."

clickety clickety clickety clickety "I know you were concerned that my meetings were using up all of the time you had for doing work."

clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety "Productivity is up, but apparently we have locusts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE FIRST ITEM OF BUSINESS 15...

CLICKLIT CALCKETY WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

SCOOTER CUCKETY CLICALIT CLICKETY WHY DOES IT STOP WHEN YOU TALK?

AIRPLANE CLICKETS CLICKETY CLICKETY CLICKETY CLICKETY THEY'RE NAPPING.

IT LANDED IT PARKED.

OKAY.

ANYWAY, I WANTED TO THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR ATTENDANCE.

CLICKETY CLICKETY CLICKETY CULORITY I KNOW YOU WERE CONCERNED THAT MY MEETINGS WERE USING UP ALL OF THE TIME YOU HAD FOR DOING WORK.

CLICKETY CLICKETY CLICKETY CLICKETY PRODUCTIVITY IS UP, BUT APPARENTLY WE HAVE LOCUSTS.

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