Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd May 2006

Dilbert//6246, first published twenty years ago on Monday 22nd May 2006

Official transcript

You thought up your search engine idea before we fired you. That means my company owns it. "That's why I used the lawyerpult to hurl our attorney onto you."

"Now I'm using the holograph device you invented. That thing is making us billions."

"GAAA!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU THOUGHT UP YOUR SEARCH ENGINE IDEA BEFORE WE FIRED YOU.

THAT MEANS MY COMPANY OWNS IT.

THAT'S WHY I USED THE LAWYERPULT TO HURL OUR ATTORNEY ONTO YOU.

NOW IM USING THE HOLOGRAPH DEVICE YOU INVENTED. THAT THING IS MAKING US BILLIONS.

GAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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