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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd May 2006

Dilbert//6246, first published twenty years ago on Monday 22nd May 2006


Official transcript

You thought up your search engine idea before we fired you. That means my company owns it. "That's why I used the lawyerpult to hurl our attorney onto you."

"Now I'm using the holograph device you invented. That thing is making us billions."

"GAAA!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU THOUGHT UP YOUR SEARCH ENGINE IDEA BEFORE WE FIRED YOU.

THAT MEANS MY COMPANY OWNS IT.

THAT'S WHY I USED THE LAWYERPULT TO HURL OUR ATTORNEY ONTO YOU.

NOW IM USING THE HOLOGRAPH DEVICE YOU INVENTED. THAT THING IS MAKING US BILLIONS.

GAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Holographic Device"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a group of men, likely in a corporate setting. One man shares his idea for a search engine, which he believes will make his company successful. Another man, who is being fired, reveals that he used the lawyerpult to hurl the attorney onto him. The man who was fired then announces that he is using the holographic device he invented to make billions of dollars.

Key Points:

  • A man shares his idea for a search engine.
  • He believes it will make his company successful.
  • Another man is being fired and reveals he used the lawyerpult to hurl the attorney onto him.
  • The man being fired announces that he is using the holographic device he invented to make billions of dollars.

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