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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th May 2006

Dilbert//6248, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 24th May 2006


Official transcript

"If your lawyers are going to claim all of my patents, I demand my old job back."

"Okay."

"Really?"

"Yay."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IF YOUR LAWYERS ARE GOING TO CLAIM ALL OF MY PATENTS, I DEMAND MY OLD JOB BACK.

OKAY.

REALLY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip, originally published in 2006, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, standing in front of a lawyer. The lawyer is seated at a desk, holding a red bird-like creature.

Scene and Dialogue

  • Dilbert: "If your lawyers are going to claim all of my patents, I demand my old job back."
  • Lawyer: "Okay."
  • Dilbert: "Really?"

Panel 2: Lawyer's Response

The lawyer responds with a simple "Yay!" as he sits back in his chair, indicating his acceptance of Dilbert's demand.

Panel 3: Dilbert's Reaction

Dilbert is shown sitting at a desk, looking unimpressed and unenthusiastic about his return to work. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation, poking fun at the idea of demanding one's old job back after having all patents claimed.

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