Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd May 2006

Dilbert//6247, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 23rd May 2006

Official transcript

"When you worked here, you signed a non-compete agreement."

"It clearly states that you are not allowed to earn money, sleep indoors, procreate or seek medical care."

"Section 5B describes what you must now do with this ceremonial dagger."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN YOU WORKED HERE, YOU SIGNED A NON-COMPETE AGREEMENT.

IT CLEARLY STATES THAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EARN MONEY, SLEEP INDOORS, PROCREATE OR SEEK MEDICAL CARE.

SECTION 5B DESCRIBES WHAT YOU MUST NOW DO WITH THIS CEREMONIAL DAGGER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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