Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th May 2006

Dilbert//6250, first published twenty years ago on Friday 26th May 2006

Official transcript

"Alice, our budget is tight so I've been asked to reward you with non-monetary compensation."

"Do you know Ken in marketing? You can punch him as hard as you want."

"Does Ken know about this?"

"People love surprises."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, OUR BUDGET IS TIGHT SO IVE BEEN ASKED TO REWARD YOU WITH NON-MONETARY COMPENSATION DO YOU KNOW KEN IN MARKETING?

YOU CAN PUNCH HIM AS HARD AS YOU WANT.

DOES KEN KNOW ABOUT THIS?

PEOPLE LOVE SURPRISES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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