Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th May 2006

Dilbert//6251, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 27th May 2006

Official transcript

"Asok, you've done a good job this quarter so I'm going to toss a little non-monetary compensation your way."

"Tell me some boring story about your life and I'll pretend to enjoy it."

"And the story should involve pirates. Go."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, YOU'VE DONE A GOOD JOB THIS QUARTER SO IM GOING TO TOSS A LITTLE NON- MONETARY COMPENSATION YOUR WAY.

TELL ME SOME BORING STORY ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND I'LL PRETEND TO ENJOY IT.

AND THE STORY SHOULD INVOLVE PIRATES. GO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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