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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th May 2006

Dilbert//6253, first published twenty years ago on Monday 29th May 2006


Official transcript

"Dilbert, meet your new coworker, Mister Serdecisions."

"Call me Lou."

"Can you cover for me tomorrow while I put shelf paper in my kitchen cabinets?"

"Tomorrow is our project kickoff meeting."

"Good lord, man! I can't put dishes on wood?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

, MEET YOUR NEW COWORKER, MISTER SERDECISIONS.

CALL ME LOU.

CAN YOU COVER FOR ME TOMORROW WHILE I PUT SHELF PAPER IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS?

TOMORROW IS OUR PROJECT KICKOFF MEETING.

GOOD LORD, MAN! I CAN'T PUT DISHES ON WOOD?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Project Kickoff Meeting"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white-collar worker, in a humorous situation. The story unfolds as follows:

  • Dilbert is introduced to his new coworker, Mister Serdecisions.
  • Dilbert is tasked with covering for Lou, who has been assigned to put shelf paper in the kitchen cabinets.
  • The boss announces that tomorrow is the project kickoff meeting, and Dilbert is expected to attend.
  • However, Dilbert is concerned about not having dishes on wood and asks for clarification.

The comic strip showcases Dilbert's wit and sarcasm, as he navigates his way through a typical office scenario.

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