Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th June 2006

Dilbert//6261, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 6th June 2006

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "What?"

"You've been randomly selected for a drug test."

"I have a shy bladder. I can't produce under pressure!!!"

"Do it now or be fired."

"Thanks for understanding."

"DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES WHAT?

YOUVE BEEN RANDOMLY SELECTED FOR A DRUG TEST.

I HAVE A SHY BLADDER. I CAN'T PRODUCE UNDER PRESSURE!!!

DO IT NOW OR BE FIRED.

THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

DO IT!

DO IT!

DO IT!

DO IT!

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