Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th June 2006
Dilbert//6261, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 6th June 2006
Official transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "What?"
"You've been randomly selected for a drug test."
"I have a shy bladder. I can't produce under pressure!!!"
"Do it now or be fired."
"Thanks for understanding."
"DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES WHAT?
YOUVE BEEN RANDOMLY SELECTED FOR A DRUG TEST.
I HAVE A SHY BLADDER. I CAN'T PRODUCE UNDER PRESSURE!!!
DO IT NOW OR BE FIRED.
THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.
DO IT!
DO IT!
DO IT!
DO IT!
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "You've Been Randomly Selected for a Drug Test"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on workplace life. In this particular strip, Dilbert is summoned to his boss's office, where he is informed that he has been randomly selected for a drug test. The boss, a character named Catbert, is the evil director of human resources and is notorious for his strict and often absurd policies.
As Dilbert is led to the testing area, he is met with a series of bizarre and humiliating challenges. He is forced to sit on a red chair, which is described as "shy" and unable to produce under pressure. Dilbert is then instructed to "do it now or be fired," and he is left standing in front of the chair, unsure of what to do.
The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of workplace drug testing policies and the often-ridiculous situations that can arise from them. It also highlights the humor in the mundane and the ridiculous, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the Dilbert comic strip.
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