Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th June 2006

Dilbert//6262, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 7th June 2006

Official transcript

"Human resources tells me that you refused to take the random drug test."

"I didn't refuse. I literally can't do it because I have a shy bladder. It's a medical condition that 7% of men have."

"I hope you will understand."

"It's a side effect of the nose candy, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HUMAN RESOURCES TELLS ME THAT YOU REFUSED TO TAKE THE RANDOM DRUG TEST.

I DIDN'T REFUSE. I LITERALLY CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE I HAVE A SHY BLADDER. IT'S A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT 7% OF MEN HAVE.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.

IT'S A SIDE EFFECT OF THE NOSE CANDY, RIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Shy Bladder"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, in a humorous situation.
• He is at a doctor's office, where he is being asked to take a random drug test.
• Dilbert refuses, citing a medical condition: a shy bladder.
• The doctor is skeptical and asks if it's a side effect of the nose candy, implying that Dilbert might be on drugs.
• Dilbert responds, "I hope you will understand," indicating that he is aware of the absurdity of his situation.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using a medical condition as an excuse for avoiding a drug test, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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