Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th June 2006

Dilbert//6262, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 7th June 2006

Official transcript

"Human resources tells me that you refused to take the random drug test."

"I didn't refuse. I literally can't do it because I have a shy bladder. It's a medical condition that 7% of men have."

"I hope you will understand."

"It's a side effect of the nose candy, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HUMAN RESOURCES TELLS ME THAT YOU REFUSED TO TAKE THE RANDOM DRUG TEST.

I DIDN'T REFUSE. I LITERALLY CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE I HAVE A SHY BLADDER. IT'S A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT 7% OF MEN HAVE.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.

IT'S A SIDE EFFECT OF THE NOSE CANDY, RIGHT?

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